1 00:00:44,076 --> 00:00:47,056 RECORDED MESSAGE: This number is not in service. 2 00:00:47,056 --> 00:00:49,088 PHONE BEEPS 3 00:01:20,048 --> 00:01:22,084 Well, he was supposed to meet us at the new house 4 00:01:22,084 --> 00:01:24,020 but he never turned up. 5 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:26,020 Melted into air. 6 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,072 "Into thin air."Yeah, into air. 7 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:31,000 "Into thin air," babe.Yeah. 8 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,056 Right. Let's start from the beginning, shall we? 9 00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:36,028 What name was he using? 10 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,028 Fred Froste. 11 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:40,088 With an E. We found him on the internet. 12 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:42,012 He was ever so well spoken. 13 00:01:42,012 --> 00:01:44,000 Oh, yeah, and very reasonable, as well. 14 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,008 I bet he was. 15 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:48,000 All our wedding presents. 16 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,068 We had a gift registry at John Lewis! 17 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,032 Here you are. 18 00:01:52,032 --> 00:01:53,092 Have a tissue. 19 00:01:58,008 --> 00:01:59,044 Did you call the police? 20 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:00,088 Oh, they knew about him - 21 00:02:00,088 --> 00:02:04,044 but he keeps changing his name, and they don't have the, erm, 22 00:02:04,044 --> 00:02:06,068 what's it, them...?Resources. 23 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:07,072 Yeah. 24 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:10,000 Nice fish. 25 00:02:17,056 --> 00:02:19,020 What's he doing here? 26 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,044 All the leg work while you take all the credit. 27 00:02:22,044 --> 00:02:27,016 Fred Froste AKA Foster, Softer, Forest. 28 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,004 Certainly giving you the runaround. 29 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:32,028 It's called outsourcing - and if it leads to a conviction then... 30 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:34,032 A Mountie always gets his man. 31 00:02:34,032 --> 00:02:37,040 Be a good lad, will ya, make us a copy? 32 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,044 You know where the kettle is. 33 00:02:39,044 --> 00:02:41,012 I said copy. 34 00:02:46,088 --> 00:02:50,028 Four thefts, following ads in the local press and online. 35 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:55,072 "Froste" - "Softer" - "Forest"... 36 00:02:55,072 --> 00:02:58,024 Oh, they're anagrams. They're anagrams! 37 00:02:58,024 --> 00:02:59,096 Yeah, might make him easier to find. 38 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,016 I love Scrabble.Good. 39 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,068 We could use a hand. 40 00:03:03,068 --> 00:03:06,012 Shame I'm so terrible at spelling. 41 00:03:06,012 --> 00:03:09,000 Suppose I should probably just stick to answering the phones, really. 42 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,052 Frank! Frank! He's sitting six feet away. 43 00:03:24,052 --> 00:03:27,008 "Florian Fortes. Gentleman and van. 44 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:28,084 "Highly competitive rates." 45 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,080 Do you think that's them? 46 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,044 There's only one way to find out. 47 00:03:38,072 --> 00:03:40,084 Florian Fortes. Here for your quote. 48 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:43,000 Kate Minola. 49 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,060 Come through. 50 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,024 That glowering hulk, there, is Peter. 51 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:52,048 My soon-to-be ex-husband. 52 00:03:52,048 --> 00:03:54,012 Yeah, for which I thank God. 53 00:03:54,012 --> 00:03:56,068 Oh, well, you'll have to get in the queue behind me. 54 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:58,012 You're not in my queue. 55 00:03:58,012 --> 00:04:00,080 You're in the queue with little red men with the forked tails 56 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,052 and the little pointy sticks. 57 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:05,028 He will need all his stuff removing and putting into storage 58 00:04:05,028 --> 00:04:08,004 until he finds a suitably lonely and sterile bachelor pad. 59 00:04:08,004 --> 00:04:10,000 You have some lovely things. 60 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,084 Oh, thank you. He didn't choose any of them. 61 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,032 No, but I paid for them. 62 00:04:13,032 --> 00:04:15,016 'Ere, are you married? 63 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:16,020 Sadly not. 64 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,092 Well, listen, if you do happen to make that mistake, take my advice, 65 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:21,056 don't let them put their name on the deeds of the house YOU bought. 66 00:04:21,056 --> 00:04:24,060 And also, don't buy your secretary thongs from Victoria's Secret 67 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:26,092 and keep the receipts in your pocket! 68 00:04:26,092 --> 00:04:29,084 I'll need a list of items for removal. 69 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:31,020 Yes, OK. 70 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,096 Hey! You're not having the lawn mower. 71 00:04:38,096 --> 00:04:41,020 Yes, I am - you bought me that for my birthday. 72 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,032 Yeah, because I knew you wouldn't want one. 73 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,064 Oh, well, fine. You keep it. 74 00:04:44,064 --> 00:04:46,092 I'm going to get a gardener. With a six pack! 75 00:05:07,028 --> 00:05:08,096 Lu, we've got a problem. 76 00:05:10,036 --> 00:05:12,024 It's Billy. Billy The Brick... 77 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:15,008 Well, do something! 78 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,076 Yeah, the door's open. 79 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:24,064 It's all packed up, ready in the hallway. 80 00:05:24,064 --> 00:05:27,084 Is everything all right, Mrs Minola? 81 00:05:27,084 --> 00:05:30,076 Your voice sounds a bit... Yeah, a bit... 82 00:05:30,076 --> 00:05:32,056 Yeah, a bit, erm... 83 00:05:32,056 --> 00:05:37,028 A bit like 10 years of my life is just packed into cardboard boxes. 84 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:40,080 You know, it's just - good riddance, isn't it, to bad rubbish? 85 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,028 Shut the door behind you! 86 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:52,020 SMASHING 87 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:54,040 Did you see that, Frank?!Yep. 88 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:01,020 I've had it with Billy. 89 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,016 If the police catch him, this time he's on his own. 90 00:06:04,016 --> 00:06:06,004 Ooh! 91 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:10,008 Christina. 92 00:06:10,008 --> 00:06:13,072 Your phantom removal man - I've got a location and an ID. 93 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,060 You all right?Yes. 94 00:06:26,072 --> 00:06:29,000 Right, let's see if it's in here. 95 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,000 Ah, it's that one. 96 00:06:54,032 --> 00:06:55,084 What?! 97 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:02,024 BOX CRASHES 98 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,020 Hi, Frank. Yeah. 99 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:18,020 Yeah, I know it's early, but that's why it's called a dawn raid. 100 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,000 Listen. Listen! 101 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,008 We've found a body. 102 00:07:23,008 --> 00:07:25,012 I need you to do an ID. 103 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,008 White male in his 30s. 104 00:07:31,008 --> 00:07:33,044 5 foot 8. Shot through the heart. 105 00:07:33,044 --> 00:07:34,072 Looks professional. 106 00:07:34,072 --> 00:07:37,088 He fell on his face so we can't tell whether it's him or the accomplice. 107 00:07:47,088 --> 00:07:49,036 It's Florian. 108 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,000 Then the money's on the gopher. 109 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Goes by the name of Ned Poins. 110 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,036 Unsurprisingly he's done a runner. 111 00:07:55,036 --> 00:07:58,016 Ma'am.Excuse me. 112 00:08:00,048 --> 00:08:02,052 Are you not going to tell them about Billy? 113 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:05,048 No, because he'll be arrested for murder, won't he? Again! 114 00:08:05,048 --> 00:08:07,068 Hey... 115 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:09,092 Love's young dream will be happy, at any rate. 116 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:16,012 Frank. 117 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:17,040 That one's been opened. 118 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,096 Do you think someone's taken something out of it? 119 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:21,092 Only one way to find out. 120 00:08:24,084 --> 00:08:28,008 Nan! Wait, she's not here! 121 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,072 Anthony! Nan's gone. They've taken Nan! 122 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:33,080 She was in a statue. 123 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,060 No, an everlasting love angel cremation urn. 124 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:40,036 What will I say to Cuddles? That's her uncle. 125 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:44,048 He gave her to me to because I was her favourite granddaughter. 126 00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:46,008 Well, the only granddaughter. 127 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:48,008 Her only granddaughter... 128 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:49,044 ..and now I've lost her! 129 00:08:49,044 --> 00:08:52,008 Well, never mind, at least you've got the rest of your stuff back! 130 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,024 Excuse me! This is a crime scene. 131 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:55,064 There's been a theft! 132 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:58,084 And this is Detective Sergeant Keeler, who will assist you. 133 00:08:58,084 --> 00:09:00,020 Well, as you're both here, 134 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:03,012 can I get a description, please, of Froste's accomplice? 135 00:09:05,016 --> 00:09:08,048 Oh, erm, he was wearing an Aston Villa baseball cap. 136 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,004 Red. 137 00:09:10,004 --> 00:09:11,096 More of a wine. 138 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,032 Yeah, reddy wine. 139 00:09:16,084 --> 00:09:17,088 Good luck! 140 00:09:24,056 --> 00:09:26,020 Camomile tea. 141 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,056 It's good for shock. 142 00:09:27,056 --> 00:09:29,020 DOOR BANGS 143 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,048 Don't worry. 144 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:31,052 It's only them. 145 00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:33,020 Billy. I'd say this was a nice surprise, 146 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,052 but I'd be lying on both counts. 147 00:09:34,052 --> 00:09:37,044 People are after me, Frank. I think they're going to kill me. 148 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,056 Would that be the same people that shot your boss? 149 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,048 We've just been to his lock up. 150 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,084 From the beginning. 151 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:44,056 No, actually, scrap that. 152 00:09:44,056 --> 00:09:47,048 From after you stole all of Peter Minola's worldly goods. 153 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:52,072 We were there late doing a stock take when trouble arrives. 154 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,064 HE MEOWS 155 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:57,068 WHISTLING 156 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:58,084 Can I help you? 157 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:06,004 You've stolen something of mine. 158 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:07,096 Something that's very close to me. 159 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,056 Just take it, I don't want any trouble. 160 00:10:12,056 --> 00:10:14,048 The trouble is, it's not here. 161 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,084 It might help if I knew what "it" is. 162 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,084 Oh, you know. 163 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,064 Here's what's going to happen. 164 00:10:23,064 --> 00:10:25,036 I'm going to count to three, 165 00:10:25,036 --> 00:10:28,096 and if you don't tell me where it is, 166 00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:31,060 I'm going to have Mercy here shoot you. 167 00:10:33,016 --> 00:10:35,052 One...No, stop! 168 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,092 I-I don't know what "it" is. 169 00:10:36,092 --> 00:10:38,032 ..two... 170 00:10:38,032 --> 00:10:40,040 Please, no, I swear, I don't. ..three. 171 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,092 GUNSHOT 172 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,056 Ah... 173 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,056 Perhaps he didn't know. 174 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,092 Brrrr.More camomile tea? 175 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:57,032 It's not really working. 176 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,084 Have you got any brandy? 177 00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:00,084 Billy. Get on with it. 178 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:03,008 I waited till they'd gone, then legged it home - 179 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:05,040 but they'd got there first and trashed the place. 180 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,036 They know where I live, Frank. 181 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,068 Do you think our man is Bianca's Uncle Cuddles? 182 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,008 It might be. 183 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:12,080 She did seem a bit scared of him. 184 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,004 Maybe you should ask her? 185 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:16,032 Oh, yeah, got any hobbies? Fishing? Golf? 186 00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:18,012 Murdering people in cold blood? 187 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:20,048 A bit more discreet than that. 188 00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:22,060 Tell me about the angel, Billy. 189 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,092 You know, the one in the Percy's packing case. 190 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:26,088 Bianca's nan was in it, Billy. 191 00:11:26,088 --> 00:11:28,064 OK! 192 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,044 I was taping up the boxes, 193 00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:34,044 and I saw this statue of an angel. 194 00:11:34,044 --> 00:11:36,072 Right up me foster Mum's street. 195 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,076 Well, it's her birthday next week, 196 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:41,032 and I looked it up on the internet to see if it was worth anything 197 00:11:41,032 --> 00:11:43,024 and realised it was an urn with ashes in 198 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:45,060 and I couldn't give my foster mum a dead person. 199 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,024 You didn't throw Nan away, Billy? What do you take me for? 200 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:55,020 I do have some standards. 201 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:58,064 So I left her on a grave in the cemetery. 202 00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:03,072 Well, I suggest you retrieve her and give her back to Bianca Percy 203 00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:07,000 before the more murderous side of the family catches up with you. 204 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,092 What's the problem? 205 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:13,096 You must be joking. There are thousands of graves here. 206 00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:16,028 19,000 to be precise. 207 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,080 It was dark by the time I got here - 208 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:22,056 and I stopped off first at the Boar's Head for a jar...or two. 209 00:12:22,056 --> 00:12:24,092 You must have some idea. 210 00:12:24,092 --> 00:12:26,084 I remember the name on the grave. 211 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:28,020 Silas Yorick. 212 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,020 It's Shakespeare for dead person. 213 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,024 I thought we could spread out. 214 00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:36,008 19,000 divided by 3 equals no way, Billy. 215 00:12:36,008 --> 00:12:37,076 Do you have a better idea? 216 00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:42,012 "Grave and plot locations can be accessed online 217 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,076 "via the cemetery website. 218 00:12:43,076 --> 00:12:45,032 "www.blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." 219 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,064 I reckon she's a keeper, despite what you said. 220 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,072 What did you say? 221 00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:53,076 That he needed a gobby Barbie for a partner like a hole in the head. 222 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,044 No, I didn't. 223 00:12:55,044 --> 00:12:57,016 Well, maybe once - 224 00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:59,052 but not now, that was before. Lu! 225 00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:00,092 Lu... 226 00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:02,092 Ah, what did you...?! 227 00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:04,048 Come on. Let's go. 228 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:19,096 Hello, hello, hello! I'm Jamie from the BBC. 229 00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:21,096 We spoke on the phone. 230 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,024 Ant! The guy from the BBC's here! 231 00:13:25,032 --> 00:13:28,000 Yep. In we go! 232 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,052 THEY LAUGH 233 00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:38,004 Ah. As I explained, we are currently looking for contestants 234 00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:43,064 for our literally ground-breaking new series... Drum roll, please. 235 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:46,088 Thank you very much - it is Family Tree! 236 00:13:46,088 --> 00:13:48,080 Involving teams of family members 237 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,000 answering general knowledge questions 238 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,008 in a tree house 250 feet above ground. 239 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:55,076 Now, ideal candidates will have large families 240 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,056 who don't suffer from vertigo. 241 00:13:57,056 --> 00:14:00,096 Although for health and safety they will be harnessed at all times. 242 00:14:00,096 --> 00:14:03,040 We've always wanted to be on the BBC. 243 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,008 We're like a proper Gogglebox couple. 244 00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:07,040 That's Channel 4. 245 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,088 Is someone famous asking the questions? 246 00:14:09,088 --> 00:14:13,004 Well, strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to say, 247 00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:15,060 but - and you did not hear this from me - 248 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,024 we are a whisker away from a "yay" from Jimmy Carr... 249 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,088 ..and our other front runner is Sir Lenny Henry. 250 00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:25,096 We love Sir Lenny! My mum does, too! 251 00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:28,032 Ha, ha! Giddy fortune! 252 00:14:28,032 --> 00:14:30,092 Let me go grab the tea. 253 00:14:30,092 --> 00:14:33,016 So, shall we get started? 254 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:36,004 Tell me about your family. 255 00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:39,092 Any interesting characters? 256 00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:42,024 Silly nicknames? That sort of thing? 257 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:49,020 The mis-monikered "Cuddles" is Bianca's Uncle. 258 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,068 Claude Mortimer. 259 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:54,020 Currently resident in Marbella. 260 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:57,028 Bianca Percy is a Mortimer - that's all we need. 261 00:14:57,028 --> 00:15:00,068 A family of career criminals that make the Peaky Blinders 262 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,084 look like the Teletubbies. 263 00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:05,024 And the moral of this story is, Billy? 264 00:15:05,024 --> 00:15:07,048 Don't nick a mob boss's dead mother! 265 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:11,040 Oh, here we go! Silas Yorick. 266 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,076 1823 - 1891. 267 00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:18,004 Plot CHV 17409. 268 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,048 Not now. 269 00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:22,080 When the cemetery closes. 270 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,080 What'll we do till then? 271 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:27,080 Well, it may surprise you to know that we have other clients. 272 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,008 Ones that pay us. 273 00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:30,080 Just sit down and shut up! 274 00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:35,012 Can I play on your iPad?No. 275 00:15:42,048 --> 00:15:45,076 LOUDLY:Good afternoon Detective Sergeant Keeler. 276 00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:49,012 What an unexpected surprise. Do you have an appointment? 277 00:15:49,012 --> 00:15:51,032 I'll let myself in. 278 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,080 Oh, hello, Sergeant. 279 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,008 How can we help you? 280 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,024 You need some surveillance on the wife or something? 281 00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:03,056 Billy Porters. What about him? 282 00:16:03,056 --> 00:16:06,064 I've got a grass says he's Fortes' accomplice? 283 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:09,000 Ah, well, that isn't that typical? 284 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,056 It's typical. 285 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,088 We've not laid eyes on him. 286 00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:15,044 So you don't know where he is? 287 00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:17,052 Well, you could try his parole officer. 288 00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:19,092 I mean, I don't keep tabs on him, so. 289 00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:24,052 Funny that, because you visited him in prison on four occasions 290 00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,016 last time he was inside. 291 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,032 Yes. I did - 292 00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:33,060 and that's because his foster mother asked me to. 293 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,052 Yeah, she had a hip replacement and she couldn't get in to see him. 294 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,060 Aren't you a Middlesbrough supporter? That's mine. 295 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,036 Gosh, yeah. 296 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,044 Love the Villas. 297 00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:47,008 I don't miss a match. 298 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,068 What was the score last Saturday, then? 299 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:55,020 Two-love. Nil. Two-nil. 300 00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,048 To... 301 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,092 Yeah, oh, yeah, we smashed them good and proper. 302 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,092 She talks about football all the time.I do! 303 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,032 Can't shut her up, can ya? 304 00:17:06,032 --> 00:17:09,048 On me head! But anyway, we've got work to do. 305 00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:11,012 So if you don't mind? 306 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,028 I'm watching you, Hathaway. 307 00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:32,096 Hathaway knows more than he's letting on. 308 00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:34,064 So what's new? 309 00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:37,036 So he could be harbouring a murder suspect. 310 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:40,000 Porter didn't shoot anyone. He hasn't got the bottle. 311 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,060 Yeah, but he may well have seen it - 312 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,048 and don't forget, he's wanted for theft. 313 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:45,096 Oh, Billy Porter is always wanted for theft. 314 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,088 You've got a blind spot - 315 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,084 and it's more than him just being your guvnor. 316 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:54,004 It's almost like... It's almost like he's got something on you. 317 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,060 I'm gonna let that go because it's been a rough day. 318 00:18:00,072 --> 00:18:02,016 Go home to your wife, Joe. 319 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:19,076 DS Keeler, assistance required at Arden Cemetery, please. 320 00:18:26,044 --> 00:18:28,056 My foster mum says the spirits of the dead 321 00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:31,048 conceal themselves in fog so the living can't see them - 322 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,076 and a hooting owl means that somebody's gonna die. 323 00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:35,048 Yeah, don't give me any ideas. 324 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,000 You'd better hope it's still there. 325 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,040 Course it will. 326 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,076 Who'd steal somebody's ashes? 327 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:43,076 According to this, our Yorick is somewhere round here. 328 00:18:43,076 --> 00:18:45,016 There. 329 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,024 Lucky for you it's still here. 330 00:18:47,024 --> 00:18:50,064 Now come on, let's get out of here before someone finds us. 331 00:18:50,064 --> 00:18:52,084 Stooped to grave robbing, eh, Hathaway? 332 00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:55,092 Or are you boys just out here for a bit of al fresco fun? 333 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,032 That's it, isn't it, Frank? 334 00:18:57,032 --> 00:19:00,004 We're just two blokes who like doing it in cemeteries. 335 00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:04,016 Get off me! I am retrieving some property for a client of mine. 336 00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:06,072 You can explain it all to me when we go to the station. 337 00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:08,008 Don't do anything stupid. 338 00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:11,060 I see the "pickers and stealers" are out today. 339 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,032 We don't want any trouble. 340 00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:15,044 Let's nobody do anything stupid, right? I'm a... 341 00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:17,004 Let's not do anything stupid. 342 00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:18,056 I thought it was a statue. 343 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:20,080 It was for my foster Mum's birthday, 344 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,000 as soon as I found out it was ashes I put it here, 345 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,020 dead respectful, like. 346 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,032 You dishonour my family. 347 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:31,004 Look, as you can see, he's not the brightest tool in the box 348 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,024 but he's really sorry, aren't you, Billy? 349 00:19:33,024 --> 00:19:35,032 My sincere condolences for your loss. 350 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:40,056 RADIO:Control to DS Keeler. 351 00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,056 Patrols near your location now. 352 00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:53,052 PHONE RINGS 353 00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,092 DI Marlowe. 354 00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:00,064 What do you mean, he's disappeared? 355 00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:03,040 Arden Cemetery? 356 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:10,012 Yeah, OK, I can make an educated guess. All right, leave it with me. 357 00:20:17,024 --> 00:20:18,068 Lu? 358 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:22,004 You don't by any chance have Frank in custody, do you? 359 00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:23,068 No... 360 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:26,016 ..but I'd love to know why you're asking. 361 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,096 He went to the cemetery with Billy Porter, 362 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:31,000 and I think something might have happened. 363 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,032 Funny that. I'm starting to get worried. 364 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,036 OK, don't go anywhere. I'm coming over. 365 00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:37,052 You're not the only one with a missing partner. 366 00:20:53,012 --> 00:20:55,044 I don't suppose you could tell us where we are? 367 00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:56,048 LOCKS CLICK 368 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,020 Take that as a no, then. 369 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,068 Well, now what? 370 00:21:03,068 --> 00:21:05,028 We call for help.HELP! 371 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:08,072 Billy, Billy, Billy, I've got another phone. 372 00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:10,044 A burner, I keep it for emergencies. 373 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:13,024 Oh, right. Nice one. 374 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:20,060 So, a known gangster killed Florian Fortes over his mother's ashes... 375 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:23,044 ..and it didn't occur to you to call it in? 376 00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:25,092 Yeah, well, obviously we were going to tell you 377 00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:28,000 once they were safely returned, but... 378 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,008 PHONE RINGS 379 00:21:30,008 --> 00:21:31,084 Hello, Luella Sha... 380 00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:34,008 Lu, yeah, listen. 381 00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,084 Claude Mortimer shanghaied us in the cemetery. 382 00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:38,020 We're in a transit van. 383 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:45,016 The registration number is HV18 APY. 384 00:21:45,016 --> 00:21:46,088 Is Joe with you? 385 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:50,024 Christina. I'm glad you're on the case. 386 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:52,044 Yeah, Joe's here, for my sins. 387 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,080 Well, where are you? 388 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,012 We're about half an hour from the cemetery. 389 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,064 Engine noise! Can I track the phone? 390 00:21:58,064 --> 00:22:01,056 No, it's a burner. Can you do cell site analysis? 391 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:03,008 Yeah, on it. 392 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:04,088 Listen, don't hang about. 393 00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:07,028 I don't think he'll let us off with a warning. 394 00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:09,032 I've got to go. 395 00:22:09,032 --> 00:22:10,056 FOOTSTEPS 396 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:18,000 Is that the best you can do? 397 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,084 Yeah, I know. 398 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,068 OK. Thanks, Rob. 399 00:22:23,064 --> 00:22:26,088 OK, the call was picked up by this mast. 400 00:22:28,004 --> 00:22:30,064 The bad news is has an eight-mile radius. 401 00:22:30,064 --> 00:22:32,048 Most of it is industrial estate 402 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:35,024 and it's just too wide to send in a search. What about the audio? 403 00:22:35,024 --> 00:22:38,016 Yeah, it's been outsourced to a private company 404 00:22:38,016 --> 00:22:39,080 who are now closed for the night. 405 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,040 What? What are you doing? 406 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,080 Perchance a task for our long legged spinner? 407 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,016 Good thinking.Technical support. 408 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,092 I'm sure they're doing the best they can.Well, we're not, are we? 409 00:22:48,092 --> 00:22:50,076 I can't - I can't just sit here doing nothing. 410 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:52,048 Look, we've got a description of the car, 411 00:22:52,048 --> 00:22:55,044 we need to get out, start looking. Great. I'll drive.I'll drive. 412 00:22:55,044 --> 00:22:57,048 No, I'll drive.I'll drive. No, I'll drive.Why? 413 00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:59,092 Because I've got a blue flashing light and a siren. 414 00:22:59,092 --> 00:23:04,092 We few, we happy few, we band of brothers! 415 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,056 For he today that sheds his blood with me 416 00:23:07,056 --> 00:23:10,020 Shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile, 417 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,088 This day shall gentle his condition! 418 00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:14,036 Can't you make him stop? 419 00:23:14,036 --> 00:23:16,008 It's surprisingly hard. 420 00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:40,012 You'll never get away with this. 421 00:23:57,096 --> 00:24:01,080 A little water will clear us of this deed. 422 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:07,048 Bound for Hong Kong via the Pacific. 423 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:11,044 Do you have any idea how many of these containers 424 00:24:11,044 --> 00:24:14,056 fall off the edge of ships every year? 425 00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:19,056 Tens of thousands of these just laying on the sea floor. 426 00:24:19,056 --> 00:24:23,012 Listen, don't do anything you'll regret. 427 00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:25,008 I never regret anything. 428 00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:27,088 He's got a phone.No, I haven't! 429 00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:30,056 He does - and backup's on the way. 430 00:24:30,056 --> 00:24:32,004 So if you've got any sense, 431 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,024 you'll let us go now while you have a chance. 432 00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:36,036 If you don't believe him, have a look in his pocket. 433 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:52,000 Just one thing. 434 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,028 Where exactly is backup on its way to? 435 00:24:55,028 --> 00:24:58,028 Some industrial estate 30 minutes drive from the cemetery. 436 00:24:58,028 --> 00:25:00,028 And we ID'd you. 437 00:25:00,028 --> 00:25:02,004 Claude Mortimer. 438 00:25:03,024 --> 00:25:05,092 Well, that's where you're mistaken, 439 00:25:05,092 --> 00:25:10,016 as Claude Mortimer hasn't left the Spanish borders in 6 months 440 00:25:10,016 --> 00:25:12,084 as immigration records will confirm. 441 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:17,020 Don't worry. 442 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,088 It'll be painless. 443 00:25:18,088 --> 00:25:21,004 Just like falling into a coma. 444 00:25:22,016 --> 00:25:25,080 To die, to sleep. 445 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,028 To sleep, perchance to dream. 446 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,044 "He's got a phone. 447 00:25:43,044 --> 00:25:45,080 "In his pocket!" 448 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,044 Listen. 449 00:25:52,044 --> 00:25:55,004 His kit's all washed and ironed, it's in the airing cupboard. 450 00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:57,072 Thanks, Mum. Love you. 451 00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:02,076 Just, erm, just tell him I'm sorry. 452 00:26:06,092 --> 00:26:09,000 My son's judo display.Oh! 453 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,036 What's his name? 454 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,044 Jake. 455 00:26:13,044 --> 00:26:15,004 He's five. 456 00:26:15,004 --> 00:26:17,056 Can five-year-olds be good at judo? 457 00:26:17,056 --> 00:26:19,008 Who knows? 458 00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:21,064 And it looks like now I'll never find out. 459 00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:24,060 His dad's not around then? 460 00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:28,012 No, not really. 461 00:26:28,012 --> 00:26:31,088 He's not what you'd call father material. 462 00:26:34,004 --> 00:26:35,064 He's a difficult man. 463 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,004 Thank goodness for mothers, eh? 464 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,048 You have met mine? 465 00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:46,020 PHONE RINGS 466 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:48,008 Emma, hi. 467 00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,008 Ah, didn't he tell you? 468 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,056 He's on an ob, so his phone's off. 469 00:26:52,056 --> 00:26:56,012 Listen, when I see him I'll tell him his dinner's in the dog. 470 00:26:56,012 --> 00:26:57,072 You take care now. 471 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,060 Joe's wife. 472 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,028 She's pregnant with their first. 473 00:27:07,068 --> 00:27:09,036 They had a scare a few weeks ago. 474 00:27:09,036 --> 00:27:11,028 It was touch and go for a while, so... 475 00:27:21,076 --> 00:27:23,012 Why did Frank leave the force? 476 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:25,072 Early retirement. From the job he loved. 477 00:27:25,072 --> 00:27:28,040 Right, yeah, that figures. Why don't you ask him yourself? 478 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,020 Well, because he's like you, he will never give me a straight answer. 479 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:34,008 Which makes me think, well, it must have been something really wrong - 480 00:27:34,008 --> 00:27:37,004 and then I think, well, that's not the Frank Hathaway that I know. 481 00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:38,056 Or at least I think I know. 482 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:40,084 I mean, what else don't I know about him? 483 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:42,060 Wives buried under the patio. 484 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,044 Offshore accounts in the Caymans? 485 00:27:47,004 --> 00:27:49,028 Secret offspring? 486 00:27:54,016 --> 00:27:56,020 Jake?! 487 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,092 Ha! Me and...? 488 00:27:58,092 --> 00:28:02,044 Oh, yeah. No, silly, it was just a... 489 00:28:02,044 --> 00:28:04,064 It was just an idea. 490 00:28:04,064 --> 00:28:08,040 Then what, is it? What is it that Frank has done that's so bad 491 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,040 he can't even tell me, his partner? 492 00:28:13,076 --> 00:28:15,028 Teddie Shrewsbury. 493 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,032 MAN CALLS SHEEPDOG 494 00:28:22,064 --> 00:28:24,056 They'll have triangulated the call by now. 495 00:28:24,056 --> 00:28:27,008 It's too wide for a search. 496 00:28:28,044 --> 00:28:29,076 Frank will have a plan. 497 00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:31,036 I haven't got a plan, Billy. 498 00:28:31,036 --> 00:28:33,056 He always has a plan. I haven't got a plan. 499 00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:35,092 He always has a plan. There is no plan, Billy! 500 00:28:35,092 --> 00:28:37,024 That was the plan. 501 00:28:37,024 --> 00:28:38,080 Call for help. 502 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,080 I'm all planned out! 503 00:28:42,028 --> 00:28:44,016 How long till we freeze to death? 504 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:47,004 45 minutes. Give or take five minutes. 505 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,020 I watched this documentary. 506 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:54,064 Trapped In A Freezer. About people who got trapped in a freezer. 507 00:28:55,092 --> 00:28:57,084 OK...and how did they get out? 508 00:28:57,084 --> 00:29:00,048 They didn't. Mostly froze to death. 509 00:29:00,048 --> 00:29:02,076 Except this butcher who battered off the lock 510 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:05,008 using a frozen black pudding. Give me a break. 511 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,092 Give him a break. 512 00:29:09,092 --> 00:29:12,004 That wouldn't be half a good idea, that. 513 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:27,016 Right, time to get these cuffs off. 514 00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:28,076 I told you he'd have a plan. 515 00:29:28,076 --> 00:29:30,024 Come on. 516 00:29:33,076 --> 00:29:36,044 Teddie was six when he was abducted and found murdered. 517 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,064 I had to inform his parents. 518 00:29:43,068 --> 00:29:46,092 The one consolation was we got the scum who did it. 519 00:29:48,076 --> 00:29:50,080 Richard Hurd. 520 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:56,032 He was a known offender but he hadn't killed before Teddie. 521 00:29:56,032 --> 00:29:59,008 Left his DNA all over the place - it was an open and shut case. 522 00:30:03,012 --> 00:30:04,016 And the "but"? 523 00:30:06,032 --> 00:30:07,076 The lab testing the DNA 524 00:30:07,076 --> 00:30:11,004 were being investigated for mishandling of samples. 525 00:30:11,004 --> 00:30:12,096 It was an isolated incident, 526 00:30:12,096 --> 00:30:16,016 but it rendered Hurd's DNA inadmissible in court. 527 00:30:16,016 --> 00:30:18,096 So the SIO ordered a search of Hurd's house. 528 00:30:18,096 --> 00:30:22,036 He told us to tear the place apart in case we'd missed anything. 529 00:30:24,052 --> 00:30:27,016 RADIO: This is Aragog. 530 00:30:27,016 --> 00:30:28,088 Can you confirm your identities? 531 00:30:28,088 --> 00:30:30,096 Luella May Shakespeare. 532 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:33,024 You've hacked into my radio? 533 00:30:33,024 --> 00:30:36,012 Affirmative. Regarding the big man and his spot of trouble. 534 00:30:36,012 --> 00:30:39,012 Nitty gritty. I isolated the audio. 535 00:30:39,012 --> 00:30:42,044 It isn't machinery noise, it's a light aircraft. 536 00:30:42,044 --> 00:30:46,080 Probably a Cessna Jet Hawk 500. 537 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,088 On a northwards bound landing path to a landing destination 538 00:30:49,088 --> 00:30:54,068 approximately...5km. 539 00:30:54,068 --> 00:30:56,040 How can he possibly know that? 540 00:30:58,012 --> 00:30:59,096 I asked a rocket scientist. 541 00:30:59,096 --> 00:31:01,088 It's all the same theory, apparently. 542 00:31:01,088 --> 00:31:04,004 Is there a private airfield in the vicinity? 543 00:31:04,004 --> 00:31:07,024 Roger that. I'm putting a pin in your Sat Nav. 544 00:31:07,024 --> 00:31:09,032 It's police issue - you won't be able to do that... 545 00:31:09,032 --> 00:31:12,020 The audio records the landing gears descending. 546 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,032 Given the location of the runway, 547 00:31:14,032 --> 00:31:19,080 the plane passed over the co-ordinates here within 400 metres. 548 00:31:21,092 --> 00:31:23,040 That's only a couple of miles away. 549 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,000 May the force be with you. 550 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:30,008 It's just a friend, knows a lot about computers... 551 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:34,024 This is DI Marlowe requesting backup to the following location. 552 00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:46,060 Even if you do get them off, then what? 553 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:49,044 At least I'll be able to take a proper swipe at you. 554 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,056 We're going to die in here. Not if Lu finds us. 555 00:31:53,056 --> 00:31:55,068 The ex-hairdresser? Yeah, the ex-hairdresser 556 00:31:55,068 --> 00:31:57,076 who's a better detective than you'll ever be. 557 00:31:57,076 --> 00:31:59,048 Yeah, she only looks like a bimbo. Eh! 558 00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:01,040 Sorry. 559 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,096 And Christina. 560 00:32:02,096 --> 00:32:04,084 You got no faith in the boss? 561 00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:08,032 Do you blame me, considering her lack of judgment 562 00:32:08,032 --> 00:32:09,080 when it comes to you? 563 00:32:11,044 --> 00:32:14,012 Go on, grant me a dying wish. 564 00:32:14,012 --> 00:32:16,016 What's the story with you two? 565 00:32:17,024 --> 00:32:20,044 Ha, ha. Dirty dog!Shut up Billy. 566 00:32:20,044 --> 00:32:22,032 A bent Copper drummed out of the force 567 00:32:22,032 --> 00:32:24,092 and still she won't have a bad word said against you. 568 00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:26,072 Lets you run wild! 569 00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:29,060 Come on! Satisfy my curiosity. 570 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:31,020 You really want to know?Yes! 571 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:40,032 Good looks and magnetic charm. Women find me irresistible. 572 00:32:42,096 --> 00:32:44,020 Yah! 573 00:32:45,052 --> 00:32:46,056 Huh?! 574 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:50,028 Your turn! 575 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,020 So you searched this Richard Hurd's house a second time. 576 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,024 Yeah. 577 00:33:00,048 --> 00:33:02,020 Yeah, and we got a result. 578 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:05,060 One of those toy spinners that kids collect. 579 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,072 It had fallen into a crack in the floorboards, 580 00:33:08,072 --> 00:33:10,056 so that's why we had missed it the first time. 581 00:33:11,096 --> 00:33:14,036 DNA proved that it belonged to Teddie. 582 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,020 Sometimes to do a great right, you have to do a little wrong. 583 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,096 What, Frank...? 584 00:33:26,092 --> 00:33:28,092 YOU planted it. 585 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,036 Did he know? 586 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,020 He said, "Don't be stupid... 587 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:39,004 "..and if you have to be stupid, don't get caught." 588 00:33:39,004 --> 00:33:42,012 Well, yeah, that sounds like Frank. Yeah. 589 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:46,024 Only I WAS stupid, and I did get caught. 590 00:33:47,096 --> 00:33:49,092 Then before I even had a chance to confess, 591 00:33:49,092 --> 00:33:53,048 Frank went behind my back to the SIO and he owned up. 592 00:33:53,048 --> 00:33:55,032 Why? 593 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:57,092 He blamed himself for not stopping me... 594 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:02,004 ..and he said if I hadn't done it then he would have. 595 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,024 The irony of it is neither of us needed to do anything 596 00:34:08,024 --> 00:34:11,068 because Hurd was murdered in prison while on remand. 597 00:34:11,068 --> 00:34:13,096 Well, that's something, isn't it? 598 00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:17,096 And because they hadn't forwarded the evidence to the CPS, 599 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:20,024 they kept it all internal. 600 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:25,044 They offered Frank early retirement on health grounds... 601 00:34:25,044 --> 00:34:26,088 ..and I got his job. 602 00:34:29,008 --> 00:34:31,092 Frank sacrificed his career for yours? 603 00:34:31,092 --> 00:34:34,020 He said I had a lot more to lose. 604 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:38,088 Single mum, unemployed with her career in tatters. 605 00:34:42,048 --> 00:34:45,004 They were never going to allow Frank to make it above DI. 606 00:34:45,004 --> 00:34:48,088 They told him he had a "Blatant disregard for authority." 607 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:53,092 And we both knew, I could toe the line, I could make it. 608 00:34:58,064 --> 00:35:01,024 Of course if you ever repeat this we'll both deny it. 609 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:10,012 I would have done what you did. 610 00:35:14,096 --> 00:35:16,044 BANGING 611 00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:21,032 Do you actually think you're going to break out of here 612 00:35:21,032 --> 00:35:22,092 using frozen fish? 613 00:35:22,092 --> 00:35:25,028 It's one more idea than you've had. 614 00:35:28,072 --> 00:35:30,072 Oh! It's pointless. 615 00:35:32,016 --> 00:35:33,076 It's not budging. 616 00:35:35,088 --> 00:35:38,088 I'm sorry, Frank. I guess this is partly my fault. 617 00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:41,052 Partly?! It's all your fault. 618 00:35:44,092 --> 00:35:47,064 What ever happened to "I'm never going inside again?" 619 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:49,008 I thought you had a job lined up. 620 00:35:49,008 --> 00:35:51,052 Warehouse packer. What's wrong with that? 621 00:35:51,052 --> 00:35:52,096 I didn't mind it. 622 00:35:52,096 --> 00:35:54,084 Quite restful, actually. 623 00:35:54,084 --> 00:35:56,084 Just the hours and the money. 624 00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:59,056 End of the month they'd nicked half of it back in payee. 625 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:01,064 I'm like, "You're supposed to be paying me. 626 00:36:01,064 --> 00:36:02,096 "Not the other way round." 627 00:36:02,096 --> 00:36:05,036 P-A-Y-E. Taxes, Billy. 628 00:36:05,036 --> 00:36:06,064 It's a tried and tested method 629 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:08,048 of raising money for government spending. 630 00:36:08,048 --> 00:36:10,088 The government don't need it. They're loaded with money. 631 00:36:10,088 --> 00:36:14,008 Oh! I don't know what's worse. 632 00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:15,068 The prospect of death. 633 00:36:15,068 --> 00:36:20,024 Or the prospect of death with the words of a moron ringing in my ears. 634 00:36:22,012 --> 00:36:24,052 Did you have a good childhood, did ya? 635 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:26,016 Go to a nice school, 636 00:36:26,016 --> 00:36:28,028 live out in the suburbs... 637 00:36:28,028 --> 00:36:30,008 ..go to the rugby club on a weekend? 638 00:36:30,008 --> 00:36:32,036 Yeah. What of it? 639 00:36:32,036 --> 00:36:34,060 You've got no idea, have ya? 640 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:36,052 Born without a chance. 641 00:36:36,052 --> 00:36:39,060 He was mewling and puking in a nurse's arms 642 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:43,008 because of heroin addiction from his junkie mother. 643 00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:44,096 Sorry. Billy.It's all right. 644 00:36:44,096 --> 00:36:46,072 It's not like I remember her. 645 00:36:46,072 --> 00:36:49,028 You'd have behavioural difficulties. 646 00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:51,096 Slip through cracks in the care system. 647 00:36:51,096 --> 00:36:54,060 If he hadn't gone to his foster mother, 648 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:57,036 I don't think he'd have made adulthood. 649 00:36:57,036 --> 00:36:58,084 Home schooled me. 650 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:01,020 Said it would keep me out of trouble. 651 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:03,036 It did, too, till I was too old for school. 652 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,000 You got kids? 653 00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:09,048 No. 654 00:37:09,048 --> 00:37:11,040 Small mercies, eh? 655 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,004 At least you'll die without replicating yourself - 656 00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,092 something for which the planet will be eternally grateful. 657 00:37:18,052 --> 00:37:21,056 I've always thought of you as a bit of a father figure, Frank. 658 00:37:22,096 --> 00:37:25,056 Well, that's done a lot of good for you, hasn't it? 659 00:37:25,056 --> 00:37:26,064 Eh, Hathaway? 660 00:37:45,072 --> 00:37:47,004 We'll have to split up. 661 00:37:57,084 --> 00:37:59,044 Marlowe. 662 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,004 Yeah. 663 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:04,036 Frank's been here. 664 00:38:10,076 --> 00:38:15,008 There's thousands of them, they could be anywhere. 665 00:38:15,008 --> 00:38:17,016 It's a good sign we're still shivering. 666 00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:19,076 Means we're still in stage one hypothermia. 667 00:38:19,076 --> 00:38:22,000 It's when you stop you should worry. 668 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,092 Lethargy, confusion... paradoxical undressing. 669 00:38:26,092 --> 00:38:28,068 What?!Don't ask. 670 00:38:28,068 --> 00:38:31,064 Your body gets so cold it thinks it's overheating. 671 00:38:31,064 --> 00:38:33,052 Starting with the meat and two veg, 672 00:38:33,052 --> 00:38:35,064 so the kecks are the first thing to go. 673 00:38:35,064 --> 00:38:38,064 Most likely they'll find us naked from the waist down. 674 00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:41,052 Urgh! Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. 675 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,072 DOOR OPENS 676 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:56,088 Well, it seems I underestimated you. 677 00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:04,040 Stay there! 678 00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:08,028 Where are they? 679 00:39:17,028 --> 00:39:18,032 GUNSHOT 680 00:39:23,048 --> 00:39:26,092 Habitually, I am a model of patience, 681 00:39:26,092 --> 00:39:30,064 but I am now finding myself extremely vexed. 682 00:39:30,064 --> 00:39:32,032 What happened to Nan? 683 00:39:32,032 --> 00:39:35,004 Where are they?How many relatives have you got in there? 684 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:37,000 What is he talking about? I have no idea! 685 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,012 Here's what's going to happen. 686 00:39:39,012 --> 00:39:43,024 Either you tell me where they are or Mercy here will shoot one of you. 687 00:39:43,024 --> 00:39:45,076 Has she even done her GCSEs? 688 00:39:45,076 --> 00:39:48,016 Look, look, slow down. 689 00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:50,016 Why don't you tell us what you're talking about? 690 00:39:50,016 --> 00:39:52,028 I'll leave it up to you to choose. 691 00:39:52,028 --> 00:39:54,028 One, two... 692 00:39:54,028 --> 00:39:55,044 No! 693 00:39:57,048 --> 00:40:00,032 What do you reckon, Frank? Billy Two Bricks! 694 00:40:00,032 --> 00:40:02,092 Ah, you made it! I'd cuff 'em, if I was you. 695 00:40:02,092 --> 00:40:04,032 And him while you're at it. 696 00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:06,032 You're joking, aren't you? I saved your life. 697 00:40:06,032 --> 00:40:08,032 We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you - 698 00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:10,084 and he's a thief!You're all heart. 699 00:40:10,084 --> 00:40:13,092 She moved! Ah!Cuff her! 700 00:40:13,092 --> 00:40:15,060 She's out cold. 701 00:40:16,096 --> 00:40:20,060 Yeah, sorry about that, I thought I saw a little... 702 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:21,096 Devious, little... 703 00:40:21,096 --> 00:40:23,064 OK, enough. 704 00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:25,012 Backup's on their way. 705 00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:26,076 He won't get far on foot. 706 00:40:26,076 --> 00:40:28,084 SIRENS APPROACHING 707 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,044 Billy swiped my keys. 708 00:40:33,044 --> 00:40:35,076 That's not the worst thing that could have happened. 709 00:40:35,076 --> 00:40:38,036 You know, all things considered. 710 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:41,044 Er, I need to call Emma. 711 00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:46,012 Can I borrow your phone?Yeah, erm, I told her you were on an ob. 712 00:40:46,012 --> 00:40:48,008 Thank you. 713 00:40:48,008 --> 00:40:50,032 Congratulations, by the way. 714 00:40:51,064 --> 00:40:53,044 He's expecting his first. 715 00:40:58,084 --> 00:41:02,020 What...what I said back there, 716 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,008 I didn't mean it. 717 00:41:05,064 --> 00:41:07,028 Yeah, you did. 718 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,056 What was that for? 719 00:41:22,056 --> 00:41:24,012 Nothing. 720 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,032 It's just ashes. 721 00:41:28,032 --> 00:41:30,084 Looks like Nan wasn't that precious after all. 722 00:41:32,064 --> 00:41:34,052 What was worth killing for? 723 00:41:36,004 --> 00:41:37,048 Lookee here. 724 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,008 Did you realise that your nan had a false bottom? 725 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:49,056 Oh, yeah. 726 00:41:49,056 --> 00:41:51,000 She was awfully heavy, 727 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,052 even for a dead person, 728 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:55,004 so Anthony had a look and in the bottom, 729 00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:57,004 it was weighted with pebbles. 730 00:41:57,004 --> 00:42:01,012 Pebbles?Yeah, you know, like the ones you get in a pet shop. 731 00:42:01,012 --> 00:42:04,028 Only it was heavy enough, so we got rid of them. 732 00:42:04,028 --> 00:42:06,060 No, Anthony, we recycled them. 733 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:08,016 Gave them to Julius. 734 00:42:08,016 --> 00:42:10,060 And where would we find this Julius? 735 00:42:29,012 --> 00:42:32,068 Uncut diamonds worth ?3 million. 736 00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:34,092 Uncle Claude's runaway fund. 737 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:37,016 Hidden and untraceable. 738 00:42:37,016 --> 00:43:39,100 Uh-uh! 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